THE ABSOLUTE WORST BOYFRIENDSPRIT.
"Fuck off," you mutter, trying to resist the urge to turn bright red.
You fail to resist the urge. That better not be a camera phone.
"Dude, that was hilarious," the asshole says.
so i am completely smitten with this here fic because holy cow it is really really great and i cannot get over how much i love this John. because it is a very very lot.
anyways, here is a list of my favorite john/karkat fics! they’re not in any particular order, though each one has a warning about nsfw/humanstuck/those general things. there are a shitload below the cut.
hayden sent me a johnkat prompt but NOTHING WAS COMING OUT RIGHT so i just drew them kissing
“Dancing through life, no need to tough it
When you can slough it off as I do!
Nothing matters when knowing nothing matters
It’s just life, so keep dancing through”
TL;DR Karkat worries a lot and John doesn’t worry at all
A John/Karkat fic. It’s a cross between an office romance and a hostile takeover, and it ends just the way you would expect.
hey i know a lot of my followers are johnkats! you guys should def check this fic out! its very adorable and funny and the little hints of worldbuilding are amazing!
I don’t think I’ve ever drawn johnkat and that’s a damn shame.
Soccer mom Johnkat au request for maihyuga
omg i’m sorry this took so long slkfjkljfskd it’s finals week
note that i pretty much have no knowledge of soccer moms and their mysterious ways, so i just googled it and picked the first sweatpants outfit i saw.
other note: karkat’s babysitting the arasol kiddo and john’s a single dad of casey. they play on opposing teams or something?? and sollux silkscreened karkat that shirt and makes him wear it on game days.
YYYYYYYESSSS OH MY GOD THANK YOU~ soccer mom au <3
this makes me so happy
i should make this a legit aukarkats shirt is glorious, sollux you shit face you can find time to silkscreen a shirt but you cant make it to a game.
Yeah, so, *clears throat* I really wanna read a fanfiction about this…